what are you going to do with your life? i don’t know, get a mortgage, start a family. wait, so your life plan includes going into hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt for a consumer commodity? that sounds more like a recipe for disaster than a plan
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
Clearly Obama’s socialist policies have affected innovation in the private industry which is why we still don’t have penis-friendly vacuum cleaners.
"Of course it’s like that. Everybody knows X."
"I don’t know X. How do you know X?"
"Everybody knows it!"
"I don’t. How did you learn it?"
"Are you claiming that X isn’t true?!"
"I’m not claiming anything. I’m merely questioning how you’re so certain of X."
"Well every- … Bud… udababa -" *head explodes*
Me: Politicians are, in the majority, corrupt, and encouraged to be corrupt by a poorly designed system.
Australian: Oh, why don’t you tell us about your magical utopian solutions of how a country would run without a government?
Me: I don’t really understand why, but most Australians, even though they hate politicians passionately, find it very difficult to see that their government is a terrible system.
Mexican: Aha, they’re all stuck in utopian delusions about government, huh?