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what are you going to do with your life? i don’t know, get a mortgage, start a family. wait, so your life plan includes going into hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt for a consumer commodity? that sounds more like a recipe for disaster than a plan

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heyitsmec:

America.

The solution is obvious. Ban schools.

(Source: sandandglass, via fatsouthernsiren)

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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “9/11 was an inside job perpetrated by the US government”

(Source: warningyoumayfall, via meattoilet)

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thekardosoul:

Ayer condenaban las dictaduras, hoy las llaman Democracias.

(via social-darwin-awards)

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c-a-bergamot:

miss-andrea:

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

capitalism probably

Clearly Obama’s socialist policies have affected innovation in the private industry which is why we still don’t have penis-friendly vacuum cleaners.

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Borders are imaginary.

(Source: sandandglass)

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Here’s a verse I recorded on the rooftop yesterday

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miles-pro-libertate:

Robin Hood: libertarian hero

miles-pro-libertate:

Robin Hood: libertarian hero

(Source: laidbackliberty, via blackmack87)

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"Of course it’s like that. Everybody knows X."
"I don’t know X. How do you know X?"
"Everybody knows it!"
"I don’t. How did you learn it?"
"Are you claiming that X isn’t true?!"
"I’m not claiming anything. I’m merely questioning how you’re so certain of X."
"Well every- … Bud… udababa -" *head explodes*

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Me: Politicians are, in the majority, corrupt, and encouraged to be corrupt by a poorly designed system.
Australian: Oh, why don’t you tell us about your magical utopian solutions of how a country would run without a government?

Me: I don’t really understand why, but most Australians, even though they hate politicians passionately, find it very difficult to see that their government is a terrible system.
Mexican: Aha, they’re all stuck in utopian delusions about government, huh?