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Hey guys, my name's Kurt. I'm a writer, a poker player, self-confessed genius and Commander of the Universe (the Universe is what I call my pee-pee). This is my website. it's all about my adventures as a sexual astronaut. i am a cool friendly guy so please say hi (even if you have nothing else to say)

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~ Monday, May 20 ~
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liesthatginadoratoldme:

no victim no crime

Except there is a victim….and the victim is the 15 year old girl. However, in a criminal case, it doesn’t matter if she wants to press charges or not. It’s the People v. the defendant. It’s considered a crime against society. 

Wow, I love all these internet lawyers that clearly know what they’re talking about!

i wasn’t talking about law; i was talking about something entirely different. i was talking about justice.


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~ Sunday, May 19 ~
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laughcentre:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dont even think of touching a penis

now helicopter dick, helicopter dick, to impress a chick do the helicopter dick


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~ Saturday, May 18 ~
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tenaflyviper:

thedonnieblog:

The funniest death scene in cinema

I’m having a really hard time trying to get over how absolutely ridiculous this is right now.


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as a general habit, if i realise i have a belief which i can’t support with facts or philosophy, i stop holding that belief. if everyone did that, i think the world might be a better place.

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i don’t know how much you care about the pursuit of truth, but i suppose you must care to some extent or you would never entertain me in these discussions.
the thing is, you can accept the bible as the word of God if that’s what you feel in your heart, if you feel that’s something that brings you close to God. but if you’re going to accept things in there without thinking through exactly how they apply, and whether you can fairly apply your own moral standards on other people, that’s just intellectually lazy. if you believe in an intelligent god, then i’m sure you believe It doesn’t do things without reason, and that It gave you intelligence so you can consider the ways which will best allow you to experience the fullness of human joy, and share it.

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  • hey listen i need to -
  • shut the fuck up you fucking cockhead i don't need you telling me what to do fuckface
  • whoa settle down
  • don't tell me what to do, someone needs to check their entitlement attitude
  • you know, you'd have more friends if you were just a little -
  • it's not up to you how to say a marginalised person should feel you ignoramus
  • okay then. *leaves*
  • ... i'm so alone *cries*
Tags: crazy feminists social justice militant attitude bitch bitchiness attitutde problem entitlement mentality male privilege white privilege
~ Tuesday, May 14 ~
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redbloodedamerica:

3 Reasons You Can’t Find a Job.


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~ Monday, May 13 ~
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Please allow me to reconcile your cognitive dissonance: When you demand a government solution, you are demanding a solution from the same council workers you see slacking off on the road, from the same illogical and evasive bureaucrats you are so frustrated with when you speak to them at the RTA, from the same moneygrubbing scumbag politicians whom you complain about on the TV.

So next time you say “They should do something about this,” perhaps you should stop and consider if “We should do something about this.”

Tags: anarchy anarcho-capitalism liberty direct action anti-government government bureaucrats politicians
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